I couldn't make this stuff up, I swear

[vamysteryfan]

Not one but three WTFs.

1. I saw an ad on SyFy for SG:Universe. I swear, one of the taglines they are using is "Reinvent the Wheel" Uhh, that's a bad thing?

2. A story in the Post was lolcat worthy. Literally. A man with porn on his computer said his cat downloaded it. He left his computer unattended and when he came back "my cat was doing strange things on the keyboard." Not as strange as you've been doing, buddy. Court did not buy it.

3. And this is really for the win and for John Sheppard. The Post ran a contest for people to write words for music that doesn't have words. The winning entry was for "Entry of the Gladiators," the traditional music for circus clowns). Here's a link to find the Youtube - http://www.washingtonpost.com/styleinvitational.

Here's the words:

Clowns are entering the three ring circus
In the center ring there are cary smirkers
Red bulbous noses, grimacing poses
I'm in panic with a manic harlequin psychosis
Freaky pantaloons from Barnum abd Bailey
Bozos mugging and cavorting gaily
Run to survive. Gotta stay alive. Get in the car-and drive!

Krusty, Clarabell or Emmett Kelly
Doesn't matter I'm a nervous nellie
Brigh painted faces, fright-wiggy aces
Got a fear that clearly has a psychogenic basis
Madcap zanies at the Ringling Brothers
Merry andrews-if I had my druthers
I'd can the clowns
Ban all the clowns
Down with the clowns.