I did the macarena with an iPod under your bed because I think I need some serious help

[vamysteryfan]

Nabbed this from bubbleslayer and thought it was too good not to share



Pick the month you were born:
January----- --I kicked
February---- --I loved
March------- -I karate chopped
April------- ---I licked
May--------- -I jumped on
June-------- --I smelled
July-------- ---I did the Macarena With
August------ --I had lunch with
September--- -I danced with
October----- --I sang to
November---- -I yelled at
December---- -I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama



What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motercycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White------- --because I'm cool like that
Black------- --because that's how I roll.
Pink-------- ---because I'm NOT crazy.
Red--------- --because the voices told me to.
Blue-------- ---because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green------- --because I think I need some serious help.
Purple------ ---because I'm AWESOME!
Gray-------- --because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow------ --because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange------ --because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown------- --because I can.
Other------- ---because I'm a Ninja!
None-------- --because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line. And pass it on!