doesn't really apply to most of my flist

[vamysteryfan]

But don't worry, your time is coming :)


>> Perks of being over 50. (this may apply to a few of us, the rest can
>> chuckle away, their turn is coming....)
>>
>> 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
>> 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
>> 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
>> 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you????
>> 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
>> 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
>> 7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
>> 8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
>> 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
>> 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
>> 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
>> 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the
>> room.
>> 13. You sing along with elevator music.
>> 14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
>> 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to payoff.
>> 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
>> weather service.
>> 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
>> them either.
>> 18. Your supply of brain cells are finally down to manageable size.
>> 19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
>> And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.